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4.29.2005 | 20:06 | an old friend. a kindred spirit. a great idea. permission to use a term i coined lovingly granted. 4.25.2005 | 00:36 | i was flagged down by a traffic cop yesterday for beating a red light (because i really did). i was sooo ecstatic -- not because i ALMOST got a ticket (i talked the cop out of it -- no bribes). it's because the man said: "miss, mukhang nagmamadali ka. huli ka na ba sa klase mo?". it felt as good as walking into a bar and still getting carded. ;D4.19.2005 | 22:49 | hell is not being able to get this out of your head.4.15.2005 | 07:38 | so tell me again, richard, what the f are you doing marching at anti-vat rallies when, you don't pay taxes? i hope they throw you once-taut arse in jail.4.09.2005 | 06:49 | my claim of being unbiased on gender issues was challenged when i heard my son running with his friends screaming, "i am alice! i am alice! i am alice!" what the ... as in the girl in wonderland? i breathed a little easier when he meant this alice pala. still, methinks i may be a hypocrite.4.06.2005 | 03:52 | being the scorching summer that it is, i bought one of these for my drive home from my store. on the highway, i started choking on the tapioca. it took two strong coughs to get it out of my esophagus. it is really sick how i then began to wonder, if the unspeakable did happen, if mel could explain to my relatives, with a straight face, how his wife "sucked too hard and choked on balls." like i said, i'm sick.4.02.2005 | 19:00 | driving by a huge sign by a nearby mall, i asked diego if he wanted to watch a movie. eager to show off his reading skills, he chose the one with the longest title. "i want to see THAT movie: 'mass on sat and sun'."4.01.2005 | 03:49 | i just re-read the email i sent my older sister this morning: "i must be pms-ing or something -- kasi every time i think na cuervo is no longer around to sniff our butts, naiiyak ako." to clarify, i am sad because our pet of 8 years is gone -- not because i need my butt sniffed. |
